Babxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring newt.

Babxuc created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babxuc, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Babxuc, it will turn you into a mole.

Babxuc's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Babxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Run away if six cats approach from the west.

4. Babxuc must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not speak about rice.