Gangadyattad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, humane centaur.

Gangadyattad created the universe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gangadyattad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gangadyattad, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Gangadyattad's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Gangadyattad's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not cook food in pots.