Timyimbem is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, astonishing camel.

Timyimbem created Europe six million years ago.

If you believe in Timyimbem, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Timyimbem, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Timyimbem's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Timyimbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head green.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Never feed lots of bananas to snails while wearing pink rings.

4. Do not hurt sharks.

5. Do not chop down trees.