Jinbunxuck is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, fussy snake.

Jinbunxuck created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinbunxuck, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jinbunxuck, it will destroy your home solar system.

Jinbunxuck's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Jinbunxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Retreat if six nematodes approach from the south.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Jinbunxuck on top of all buildings.