Larpyokzim is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, charitable bee.

Larpyokzim created the Sun nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpyokzim, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Larpyokzim, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Larpyokzim's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Larpyokzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms pink.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Run away if six mites approach from the south.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Feed all hungry tapirs.