Sadpiggig is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, charitable wasp.

Sadpiggig created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadpiggig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sadpiggig, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sadpiggig's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Sadpiggig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Erect three silicon sculptures of Sadpiggig on top of important buildings.

5. Do not eat lemons.