Wapwanyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, competent wyvern.

Wapwanyarl created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wapwanyarl, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wapwanyarl, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wapwanyarl's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Wapwanyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not eat corn.

5. Always help hamsters.