Cunsommig is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful bee.

Cunsommig created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunsommig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cunsommig, he will turn you into a mouse.

Cunsommig's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cunsommig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near seals while wearing indigo ear rings and balancing six nickel spheres on your arms.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

5. Never play with disobedient children.