Gabhubjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, witless guinea pig.

Gabhubjarn created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Gabhubjarn, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gabhubjarn, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gabhubjarn's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Gabhubjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near badgers while wearing turquoise trousers and balancing six iron spheres on your arms.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near ducks while wearing mauve boots.