Fentanbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, caring jackal.

Fentanbeg created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Fentanbeg, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fentanbeg, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Fentanbeg's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Fentanbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fentanbeg.

2. Never think about special relativity near geese while wearing indigo shoes and balancing nine carbon spheres on your hands.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about dolphins.