Arfruttgov Cimjendabrawcutgonbissmil is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, conceited bear.

Arfruttgov Cimjendabrawcutgonbissmil created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfruttgov Cimjendabrawcutgonbissmil, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Arfruttgov Cimjendabrawcutgonbissmil, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Arfruttgov Cimjendabrawcutgonbissmil's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Arfruttgov Cimjendabrawcutgonbissmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not make images of living things.