Bestfligfum is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, kind guinea pig.

Bestfligfum created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestfligfum, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bestfligfum, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bestfligfum's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bestfligfum's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never bounce in the presence of tapirs.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Bestfligfum on top of all buildings.

4. Hide from purple horses for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.