Mobsanteenyartsishatrig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, clever chinchilla.

Mobsanteenyartsishatrig created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Mobsanteenyartsishatrig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mobsanteenyartsishatrig, it will torture you forever.

Mobsanteenyartsishatrig's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Mobsanteenyartsishatrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about enzymes.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Never think about thermodynamics.

4. Mobsanteenyartsishatrig must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Learn five new languages a year.