Tofdiblop is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, passionate mouse.

Tofdiblop created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tofdiblop, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tofdiblop, it will not care at all.

Tofdiblop's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Tofdiblop's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Do not kill ants.

5. Never pour water over plants.