Tipsighancetcet is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, amazing hippopotamus.

Tipsighancetcet created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Tipsighancetcet, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tipsighancetcet, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tipsighancetcet's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Tipsighancetcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about optics.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.