Quimgoddav is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, moody swan.

Quimgoddav created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimgoddav, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quimgoddav, it will turn you into a goat.

Quimgoddav's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Quimgoddav's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Feed all hungry gulls.

5. Quimgoddav loves turtles, so they must be respected.