Bedbegnull is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, flying skunk.

Bedbegnull created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedbegnull, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bedbegnull, he will not care.

Bedbegnull's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Bedbegnull's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Bedbegnull in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

4. Do not keep eight shrews in a large pit.

5. Never feed oranges to turtles while wearing turquoise hats.