Nurlbanzaknellogcun is a god.

She takes the form of a small, omniscient clam.

Nurlbanzaknellogcun created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlbanzaknellogcun, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nurlbanzaknellogcun, she will try to impress you with trees.

Nurlbanzaknellogcun's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Nurlbanzaknellogcun's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Worship no other gods but Nurlbanzaknellogcun.

5. Never eat bark.