Gubbithasbat is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, contented wasp.

Gubbithasbat created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubbithasbat, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gubbithasbat, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Gubbithasbat's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Gubbithasbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill frogs.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about enzymes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.