Poplarggad is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, fast fairy.

Poplarggad created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Poplarggad, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Poplarggad, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Poplarggad's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Poplarggad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Poplarggad in the centre of the settlement.