Rensatcin is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, loving armadillo.

Rensatcin created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rensatcin, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rensatcin, he will turn you into a tree.

Rensatcin's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Rensatcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not speak about aubergines.

3. Never feed lots of melons to badgers while wearing turquoise shorts.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always wear yellow.