Limdidlak Fubmilcut Getstipmil is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-knowing porpoise.

Limdidlak Fubmilcut Getstipmil created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limdidlak Fubmilcut Getstipmil, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Limdidlak Fubmilcut Getstipmil, she will not care.

Limdidlak Fubmilcut Getstipmil's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Limdidlak Fubmilcut Getstipmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Limdidlak Fubmilcut Getstipmil's name in vain.

2. Never feed garlic to manatees while wearing boots.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

5. Never talk about planets.