Diblitquill is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unjust hedgehog.

Diblitquill created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Diblitquill, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Diblitquill, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Diblitquill's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Diblitquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bread.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think about optics near seals while wearing indigo rings and balancing seven gold spheres on your hands.

4. Erect a giant green sculpture of Diblitquill in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always take life seriously.