Babbogsan is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, quiet bear.

Babbogsan created a quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babbogsan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Babbogsan, he will cry a lot.

Babbogsan's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Babbogsan's Holy Commandments

1. Babbogsan loves rats, so they must be respected.

2. Do not take Babbogsan's name in vain.

3. Always help sick geese.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help mites.