Bepcunnan is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, bad-tempered centipede.

Bepcunnan created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bepcunnan, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bepcunnan, he will refuse to believe in you.

Bepcunnan's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Bepcunnan's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Hide if eight geese approach from the north.

4. Never hurt dolphins.

5. Do not kill frogs.