Bidgupbagjin is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonest walrus.

Bidgupbagjin created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bidgupbagjin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bidgupbagjin, she will turn you into a mouse.

Bidgupbagjin's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Bidgupbagjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Hide from black mites for they are unholy.

3. Do not kill badgers.

4. Never talk about snails.

5. Never eat green fruit.