Nanligstip is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, caring badger.

Nanligstip created an up quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanligstip, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nanligstip, it will turn you into a plant.

Nanligstip's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Nanligstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never sprint in the presence of swans.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Nanligstip must be the most important thing in your life.