Yarkimvonnarllam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthinking mouse.

Yarkimvonnarllam created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarkimvonnarllam, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarkimvonnarllam, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Yarkimvonnarllam's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Yarkimvonnarllam's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest red.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never think about nebulae.