Bastqueeglib is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unthinking goblin.

Bastqueeglib created viruses four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bastqueeglib, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bastqueeglib, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bastqueeglib's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bastqueeglib's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Always wear blue.