Hadjingun is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured alligator.

Hadjingun created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Hadjingun, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hadjingun, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hadjingun's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Hadjingun's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Hadjingun.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Run away from purple shrews, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.