Tipjinpon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, idiotic scorpion.

Tipjinpon created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tipjinpon, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tipjinpon, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Tipjinpon's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Tipjinpon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

2. Feed all hungry hamsters.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Tipjinpon must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never jump in holy places.