Cabflaglap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, omniscient lion.

Cabflaglap created Europe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabflaglap, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cabflaglap, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cabflaglap's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Cabflaglap's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry frogs.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near capybaras while wearing gray hats and balancing four silicon spheres on your head.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not cook food in pots.