Wigtimyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, effective hamster.

Wigtimyatt created light seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigtimyatt, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wigtimyatt, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wigtimyatt's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Wigtimyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near squirrels while wearing turquoise tights and balancing six tin spheres on your hands.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.