Mabdutbop is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, happy dryad.

Mabdutbop created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Mabdutbop, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mabdutbop, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Mabdutbop's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Mabdutbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat doves with great respect.

2. Run away if nine aardvarks approach from the south.

3. Never feed lots of rice to turtles while wearing indigo tights.

4. Feed all hungry bats.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.