Dogwantab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, pitiless bee.

Dogwantab created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogwantab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dogwantab, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dogwantab's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Dogwantab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

5. Put Dogwantab first in all things.