Dudzodzim is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witty wyvern.

Dudzodzim created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudzodzim, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dudzodzim, it will turn you into a hamster.

Dudzodzim's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Dudzodzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Dudzodzim in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.