Cabveg is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, selfish walrus.

Cabveg created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabveg, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cabveg, he will have a low opinion of you.

Cabveg's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cabveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not kill otters.

3. Never think ill of sick doves.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory.