Labnelmit is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, idiotic dragonfly.

Labnelmit created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Labnelmit, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Labnelmit, she will turn you into a plant.

Labnelmit's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Labnelmit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight sharks approach from the north.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never hurt rats.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not listen to music.