Migbisspang is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, charitable finch.

Migbisspang created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migbisspang, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Migbisspang, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Migbisspang's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Migbisspang's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three silver sculptures of Migbisspang on top of important buildings.

2. Never hurt foxes.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Migbisspang on top of all buildings.

5. Never look at stars.