Negwabligwadget is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, kind cat.

Negwabligwadget created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negwabligwadget, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Negwabligwadget, he will turn you into a hamster.

Negwabligwadget's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Negwabligwadget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Do not speak about cucumbers.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never eat green fruit.