Figjabbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, blissful scorpion.

Figjabbeg created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Figjabbeg, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Figjabbeg, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Figjabbeg's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Figjabbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Figjabbeg loves geese, so they must be honoured.

2. Never sing near ants.

3. Always help sick goats.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.