Sasjenyamjig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet bat.

Sasjenyamjig created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sasjenyamjig, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sasjenyamjig, it will cry a lot.

Sasjenyamjig's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Sasjenyamjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.