Gigcibjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, vain hare.

Gigcibjarn created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gigcibjarn, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gigcibjarn, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gigcibjarn's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Gigcibjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick hamsters.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Never skip in the presence of nematodes.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.