Yamjenfubbod is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, kind aardvark.

Yamjenfubbod created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamjenfubbod, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yamjenfubbod, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Yamjenfubbod's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Yamjenfubbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. You must love Yamjenfubbod.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.