Dabpodtit is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, staggering mink.

Dabpodtit created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabpodtit, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dabpodtit, he will be very sad.

Dabpodtit's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dabpodtit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Dabpodtit must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.