Vadmetraw Tonbinlop Gudnartvoncip is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-confident wyvern.

Vadmetraw Tonbinlop Gudnartvoncip created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadmetraw Tonbinlop Gudnartvoncip, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vadmetraw Tonbinlop Gudnartvoncip, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Vadmetraw Tonbinlop Gudnartvoncip's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Vadmetraw Tonbinlop Gudnartvoncip's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Do not speak about peas.

3. Never mention ants.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never feed lentils to cats while wearing rings.