Rapmadlog is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, almighty walrus.

Rapmadlog created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapmadlog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rapmadlog, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rapmadlog's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Rapmadlog's Holy Commandments

1. Rapmadlog must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about manatees.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about spacetime near otters while wearing brown tights and balancing five lead spheres on your back.

5. Do not commit murder.