Yaksitbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, smart octopus.

Yaksitbarn created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yaksitbarn, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yaksitbarn, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Yaksitbarn's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Yaksitbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink aardvarks, for they are unholy.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Always treat badgers with great respect.

5. Never write about quantum gravity.