Zakbabnib is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, intelligent dugong.

Zakbabnib created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakbabnib, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zakbabnib, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Zakbabnib's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Zakbabnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Do not keep five ducks in a large pit.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never eat bark.