Dotcardap is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonest whale.

Dotcardap created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotcardap, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dotcardap, he will turn you into a mouse.

Dotcardap's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Dotcardap's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

3. Do not keep three shrews in a large pit.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.